. . . Pumpkin by the Door . . .

Last weekend, my mom and dad came to see me! It was a gorgeous autumn afternoon, and we had so much fun just bumming around town for a few hours. It isn't often that I get them to myself, so I soaked up the attention.

Because we both love fall so very much, my mom bought me a beautiful and perfect pumpkin to celebrate the season. Dad carefully placed it outside my door so when I pull into the parking lot I have a happy hello.




Sunday evening, I opened my door to head to a birthday party and . . . *gasp*
. . . My beautiful pumpkin had been turned into an ugly stack of phone books!


I immediately knew who had done this* and sent a text to the perpetrator. "Thought for the day: Thou shalt not steal," and received a return, "It was The Great Pumpkin Snatcher." Knowing the prank would eventually be reversed, I went to my party and thought nothing else of it.

Upon my return home, the phone books reminded me of the prank. Little did I know that a seemingly innocent prank was about to turn much . . .

much . . .

darker.


My racing heart jumped into my throat . . .


Unable to bear the shock, I quickly entered my home and locked myself in. How could anyone do such a thing?

I know evil exists. But never did I expect such a horrific event to happen to me.

No one ever does.

Pumpkinnapping . . . Ransom.**

These words were unfamiliar on my tongue.


Reality sank in.

My beautiful pumpkin, so perfect and happy just hours before, had been snatched.

I removed the note from my door, careful to preserve as much evidence as possible. In my kitchen, I dusted it for fingerprints and noted the athletic tape the Snatcher had used.


Convinced I had gathered as much evidence an amateur could, I did the only thing else I knew to do.

I complied with the Snatcher's demands.


The Lord truly is good, and He knows what we have need of before we even do. One week before the snatching, I had been craving homemade chocolate chip cookies. I made a batch, which I had not done in many months ~ possibly a year. Unable to eat the entire batch, I put some in the freezer. I believe this was the Lord's prompting, for without it . . .

But I must not think of that.


I knew I had to write a return note, and I sat out to do so. Somehow through my anger and grief, I captured the words that needed to be said.

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Early the next morning, I arose to make the drop.



My pumpkin was not returned that day. Never trust a thief.


With further negotiation, however, my pumpkin was returned safely to my doormat the following day.

Welcome home, sweet pumpkin. I love you.

*Every once in a while, phone books show up at our apartment complex. Two or three months ago, we had a massive phonebooking. We each had a thick Tulsa book at our doors one day, and a few days later we each had a smaller phone book on top of the mailboxes. Nobody uses phone books, so the mailbox books stayed where they were for a good month. One of my neighbors also still had his thick Tulsa book by his door a month later. These books withstood the rain extraordinarily well. And then one day all the mailbox books were mysteriously gone, stacked neatly in front of Kyle's door . . . All six of them, plus his Tulsa book. It may or may not have been me.

**Please take the time to calculate the value of one cookie.